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Welcome to the OFFICIAL website of PGF-TV.COM!!! Brought to you by PFG-TV.COM "FAMILY MEMBER" DOUG'S DISCOUNT DRYWALL. DOUG'S DISCOUNT DRYWALL is the CHEAPEST DRYWALL option in the CHIPPEWA VALLEY!!! Mention SCORCH'S PFG-TV.COM to get $50 off drywall installation in 10 or more rooms of your home!!!
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SCORCH'S PFG-TV is the FASTEST GROWING late night television show that air LIVE on LOCATION from the PFG TELEVISION CENTER at MILLY'S TAVERN in MANCHESTER the unnamed PFG TELEVISION CENTER back in 2010 the brand new "LIVING ROOM" PFG TELEVISION CENTER at MICHEAL'S PUB in TYNGSBORO the PFG TELEVISION CENTER at ROCKINGHAM PARK in SALEM, NEW HAMPSHIRE the other unnamed PFG TELEVISION CENTER with the acoustic FOAM in the background the PFG TELEVISION CENTER at RED 13 MEDIA STUDIOS THE JUMPING TURTLE ENTERTAINMENT COMPLEX in SAN MARCOS THAT PYRAMID BUILDING IN MIRAMAR that used to be a FURNITURE STORE THE BLUE MARBLE PUB THE PLUS ON THE ROCKS every FRIDAY night via the PFG-TV TELEVISION NETWORK airing in OVER 90 CITIES and LONDON on MyTV New England MyTV Central New York WMFP-Foxborough/Retro TV WTVH-Syracuse/CBS KFMB-San Diego/CW internationally on YOU TUBE in BILLIONS of HOMES across the globe!!! G'DAY to the AUSTRALIAN PFG-SCIPLES!!!
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POTS AND PANTS of ALTOONA is the OFFICIAL PGF-TV.COM dispensary and they are DOG-FRIENDLY! As someone who LIKES to PARTAKE and is also an ANIMAL LOVER... not LIKE that! I love my DOGS, but I don't LOVE my DOGS! I also LOVE to relax with some nice... I do not want to get ALL POLITICAL on my SOAP BOX, but have you ever stopped to think about how much MONEY the government is missing out on by keeping POT illegal? Think about it. If they just LEGALIZED it and TAXED it like they do with CIGARETTES and BOOZE, they'd be RAKING it in!!! We're talking BILLIONS of dollars in TAX REVENUE. And that's not even counting the money they'd SAVE on ENFORCING all those CRAZY pot LAWS and LOCKING up NON-VIOLENT OFFENDERS. PRIORITIES, youknowwhatimean?! And it's not just about the MONEY. It's about FREEDOM. People should be able to make their own CHOICES about what they put in their BODIES, as long as they're not HURTING anyone else. I can go out and BUY a CASE of BEER and DRINK myself into a COMA, but I can't have a little WEED to CHILL with? What's the LOGIC there?! And don't even get me started on the MEDICINAL BENEFITS. WEED can HELP with so many things - PAIN RELIEF, ANXIETY, SEIZURES. It is LITERALLY a MIRACLE PLANT. And we're not even ALLOWED to USE it to HELP PEOPLE? I DON'T go to the DOCTOR because I know that smoking a blunt will EITHER cure what I have or make me FORGET that I have it!!! HEHEHE!!! But, seriously, I still have PAIN from my WWF days as CAPTAIN LOU ALBANO'S nephew VITO CARLUCCI. Why am I not ALLOWED to control my PAIN the way I WANT?!?! What are we even DOING? But I guess it's all about the MONEY. The GOVERNMENT's just trying to CONTROL it and KEEP it ILLEGAL so they can KEEP making MONEY off the BLACK MARKET. They're just trying to KEEP the HUSTLE going. But I'm not even MAD at them. I'm just DISAPPOINTED. DISAPPOINTED that we can't just GET it together and MAKE POT LEGAL already. It's like, COME ON... Let's LEGALIZE it and end this GAME!!! Thanks to POTS AND PANTS on RUSTY CT for being a PFG-TV FAMILY MEMBER!!! Remember to MENTION SCORCH'S PFG-TV to get $5 OFF your order of $700 or MORE!!! IN STORE ONLY!!!
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LUCKY BUDDHA BEER!!! When it comes to SUMMER FUN and RELAXATION, LUCKY BUDDHA BEER is the number one CHOICE for your ice cold REFRESHMENT to beat the HEAT!!! LUCKY BUDDHA BEER is known for having RICE FLAKES amongst everything else!!! Have you ever HEARD of a beer with RICE FLAKES? I haven't!!! But LUCKY BUDDHA BEER is more than that!!! It is BOTTLED in GREEN BOTTLES that look like BUDDHA bottles!!! Bottles!!! No matter where you are or what you are DOING, LUCKY BUDDHA BEER will make it better!!! It pears ESPECIALLY well with PIZZA, because nothing goes BETTER than beer like a PIZZA!!!
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A list of every PFG VIDEO recorded LIVE ON LOCATION for You Tube!
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Do NOT use the COMPANY below! They no longer a PFG-TV.COM FAMILY MEMBER and will not tell me how to take THEIR NAME off the bottom! They are DEFIANTELY not PFG!!!
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PFG-TV.COM is looking for a new FAMILY MEMBER as its VERY FIRST OFFICIAL web site design and hosting company in Eau Claire!!! This company is expected to be LOYAL and not drop their SUPPORT after the minimum BUY ends.
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Hey GARY, I will figure out how to CHANGE this and then CHARGE you for the AD SPACE you are getting!!!
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Maybe I need to write more to push there NAME off the bottom of the SCREEN.
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#actorlife
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#actorslife
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#iplaybadguys
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#tvhost
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#latenightshow
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#scorchspfgtvonlinewebsite
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See, Gary? I figured out how to HIDE your company at the BOTTOM. NO ONE will see the name of your COMPANY no more!!!
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